Monke story

A story by me, Drifting

WARNING: VEEERRRYYY LOOONNNGGG

also not done, will update when it is done

LAST UPDATED: 1/26/2022 9:01pm CST

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Ary: n o n o t m o n k e

It's not monke it's baboon in balloon

Ary: oh ok

And baboon like balloons not bananas

Ary: nice

But baboon can turn into monke

Ary: o h n o

And when it turns into monke we all know wut happens. ..

Ary: n o

But there is a cure

Ary: wut

To find the golden banana

But there are some problems

You have to make baboon eat it before he turns to monke and baboon hates banana

And no one has actually found the golden banana

Ary: hm interesting

So will you find the banana or not. ..

Ary: sigh yes

Great now where do we start

Baboon: wut

Ary: Maybe you shouldn't know baboon. ..

Baboon: wutever

Ary: look over there *pointing to dark and scary forest*

Is that forest glowing?

Ary: seems like it

Let's go over there *runs to forest*

Ary: but what if it's a trap

* suddenly stops* hm never thought about that

But what if it's actually the golden banana

Ary: hm ok but if it isn't then isn't my fault

Ok then *runs to forest*

Suddenly the baboon turns into monkey. ..

Monkey in the forest: HAHAHAHA

Monke: YOU GUYS WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE MY NET TRAP *tries to trap us in giant net*

I brought a sword *cuts through net*

And now you shall die *points sword at monke*

Ary: at first I thought this was a bad idea but maybe not

Monke: you want the golden banana right *in head "ARY THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU GUYS GOT JUST WAIT AND SEE"*

Me and ary: yes

Monke: well you see I think I saw it somewhere here. ..

Really let's go then

Ary: I dunno it's a monke

True I dunno either

Monke: well have it your way losers

* me trying not to punch monke*

Fine I just can't help myself, but if you're wrong *points sword at monke* heh heh

Ary: well you make a fair point, also if monke lying then *ANGRY ARY NOISES*

Monke: ok go ahead *in head "gulp I didn't know this would happen . . .*

Me and ary go ahead only to see it was a bunch of fireflies

Monke: SIKE *in head "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

* points sword at monke with an evil grin*

Ary: *ANGRY ARY NOISES*

Monke: uh I well

* Monke dies because I killed him with the sword and he got frightened by Ary's noises*

Yey he's gone

Ary: yes and now we must continue

Monke: UGH NOW I'M IN HEAVEN

Haha

Ary: look over there it's glowing

Wait is that really it

Ary: well it's golden and glowing and everything

IT MUST BE IT

Ary: WE FOUND IT

LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ary: now we feed to baboon

O h n o that will be hard

* monke in head, "that isn't the real thing, oh well lol"*

* monke turns into baboon*

Ary: *holds out banana* EAT BANANA

Baboon: no

Ary: ono

Eat banana or else the force will make you eat it

Baboon: no

=[

Baboon: I like balloon, only balloon

ONLY BALLOON

Ary: how can we make baboon eat banana

Dunno hm

Ary: hmmmmmmmmm wait I can maybe get the force

Yeah and then he will choke on banana

Baboon: wait what

You will choke if you don't eat it

Baboon: uh but well

* baboon turns into monke*

Monke: that isn't the real thing

Ary: WHERE IS THE REAL THING

Monke: tbh I really dunno

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW MONKE WILL NEVER LEAVE

Ary: OnO

Monke: YEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEY *turns to baboon*

Well wut do we do now

Ary: I dunno anymore

Like it's gonna be practically impossible to find it

Ary: yeah

Sigh

Ary: I guess monke has won this time

Ye sigh

Me and ary leave, defeated

But then in the darkness appears the enlightened guru (dunno where I got this idea lol)

Will the adventure continue? . ..

Yes, yes it will.

Elightened Guru: *whispers something to me and drifting that monkey cant hear*

Monkey: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Enlightened Guru: Shush silly monkey, you have no business in this.

Monkey: HMPH

Ok so monkey, please follow us

Drifting: Ye, we have a surprise for you

Monkey: WHY SHOULD I FOLLOW YOU AND WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?

The surprise is everything that you've ever wanted in your life

Drifting: Yep

Monkey: HMMMM, OK THEN

* 30 minutes later*

Monkey: ARE WE THERE YET??

Yes, here we are. Just go in down the stairs and everything you want will be in there :]

Monkey: OOOO YESSS

Drifting: Lol

Hehe, *whispers to drifting that monkey is very greedy*

Drifting: True

Yes

Drifting: Yep

* closes monkey in the room that is unbreakable and impossible to open*

Now monkey is trapped in and all of his favorite foods are have banana pieces secretly hidden them. Lol

Drifting: Lolol

And monkey turns into baboon when nobody is looking, so he will for sure be cured.